Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

Leave Hand Jokes More Leave Hand Jokes

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Right Hand Jokes More Right Hand Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Big Moth Jokes More Big Moth Jokes

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him