Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.