Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Mustard Jokes More Mustard Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

Condiment Jokes More Condiment Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce