What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

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What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on Top Gear.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.