What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

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Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.