What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.