What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.