What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!