What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

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How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!