How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

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What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ?

They were Holo-costly

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur?

Dino-mite.