How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!