Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.