Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

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Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol