How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse