How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?

A churro.

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.