How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?

9/11 victims, they went through 87 stories in 15 seconds

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

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How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan