What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon