What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.