Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!