Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper