What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did Wile E. Coyote have a "Detour" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff?

To throw the Roadrunner off.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did the French philosopher say to the vegetable playing poker?

All in, du thyme

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.