What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.