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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What do Arabs and the Japanese have in common ?

They both like bombs

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What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.