What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Whats a motivational word for a gopher?

Gopher' it.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.