What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

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What's long, hard and makes a woman moan when erect?

An ironing board.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)