Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What would someone in the 13 hundreds say if you told them we fly in giant metal birds all around the world?

You mean across

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!