What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

because he has gnocchi

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?