What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

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What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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How do you greet an overweight Micronesian when you're trying to sound cool?

Microsoft Word.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion