Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why Do Republican Couples Keep A Copy Of Ronald Reagan's Biography Next To Their Bed?

So that it can be used as an

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Nokia Phone Jokes More Nokia Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.