Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What's a soldier's least favorite car company?

KIA

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Explosion Jokes More Explosion Jokes

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.