What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"