Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

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What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.