Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)