What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.