What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.