What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...