What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!