Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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How amazing is Michael Phelps?

He's got like a Brazilian Medals.

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.