A: Because it was a total rip-off.
A Brazilian.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
Kitchen
Women have been around for 100,000 years
Because he is an x-boxer
Abstinence.
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!