Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.