Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!