Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch