What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

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What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."