What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.