Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."