Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D