What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster?

1 dead baby in 10 dumpsters

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"