What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.