What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.