What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What does an Italian sound like walking through the rain?

Dago wop wop wop

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.