What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

How's the fruit?

Just peachy.

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!