What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry