What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

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What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.