Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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For people that don't want anything to drink

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If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.