What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

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What word in the dictionary is always spelled wrong?

Wrong.

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming