What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.