What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you call an animal that doesn't matter?

Irrelephant.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!