What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.