Wart Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?

A croaksman !

Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke