Wart Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!

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Star Wart Jokes More Star Wart Jokes

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Toad Jokes More Toad Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !