How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

What career is a perfect ten?

Forensics

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.