How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What did the right nut say to the left nut?

This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Career Jokes More Career Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

Homeless Guy Jokes More Homeless Guy Jokes

What'd the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very hungry.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"