Skate Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

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Because they live in misery

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A drummer!!!!!

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Triggered

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This place rocks!"

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He was too far out, man.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

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Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

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What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!