Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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I don't know and I don't care.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

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I just need some bread

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

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An exam.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)