What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.