What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.