What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking