What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

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What do you call someone you want to be stepped on by?

A crush crush

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking