What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.