What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

What do you call a Mormon action hero?

Jean-Claude Van Darn