What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

The coming of the Lord!

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.