What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "