What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.