What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.