What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden?

He wanted to raise some hard cash.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Why were my balls wet?

cause i dipped em' in the wishing well! LOL