What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.