The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
In a snowbank.
Their response Flexicution
Chin-chin would leave.
I came, I thaw, I conquered .
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.
Because the police charge you.
Guacamole
it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
A rebel without a Claus.
A: A dependent Claus.
Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)
OC It was an obvious faux paw. Credit: My wife's a dork.
A woman.
Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.
They end every statement with init
What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.
because Santa came early! I'll let myself out.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
A Dictator
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
He was just two tired.
A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.
