Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

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Why are Black people so tall?

Cause they're knee grows!!

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.