Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out