What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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Steven Hawking

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At the whale weigh station of course.

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He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Two days seems like a long time.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.