Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

it's must-up ..

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.