Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Ketchup Jokes More Ketchup Jokes

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.

What is a vampires least favorite food?

Steak! ...I'll see myself out now.