What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.