What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.